You've only been working here a week, and you've already used up how many years worth of free cappuchinos? Welcome to my webpage. I'm obssessed with the internet, and I think geeks are really sexy, but I don't know much about webpage building. So this is my pathetic attempt of leaving the world of old-lady-hood (I hate technology, but I'll rant about that later) and step into whatever century it is that we are now in. 16th? 17th?